Dark Comedy Text Games

Spanked by Choice

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

You think it’s just a little trouble? Buckle up, buttercup, it's gonna be a bumpy ride to the bottom!

Brotherly Discipline

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Looks like your antics just got a little too 'hands-on'! Brace yourself!

Spankocalypse Now!

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

When you can’t outrun your brother, you better learn to negotiate your backside!

Spank Redemption

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

One wrong move and it’s spank-o-clock! Let’s hope you have a soft landing!

Toddler Titans: Chaos at the Daycare

Adventure Dark Comedy

Who knew babysitting could turn into an episode of 'Survivor: Toddler Edition'?

Seduction 101

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

They say knowledge is power; I say it's a great pickup line.

Hosiery Havoc

Science Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew that fashion could be this controlling? I guess I really *do* have to toe the line!

Knightmare Brew

Adventure Dark Comedy

I used to slay dragons; now I'm just slinging soul-sipping smoothies!

Chaste Deception

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

"I came for a cage, but here I am, stuck in a dress!"

Metro Maven: Seat of Comfort

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Sit back, relax, and try not to smell anything. I’ve got your back… and your butt.

Odor of Submission

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If you’re gonna gas me, make it a classic!

Fume of Fate

Dark Comedy Interactive Fiction

When life hands you farts, just sniff and laugh—who knew embarrassment could smell so sweet?

Evil Dave's Malicious Mischief

Adventure Dark Comedy

Life's too short for kindness; let’s unleash chaos with a smile!

Detention Domain

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why skirt around the rules when you can just wear 'em like a tutu?

Dungeon Diversions: A Night of Misadventures

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I came for the thrill; I stayed for the frills!

Dinner with the Devious

Drama Dark Comedy

Just your average family dinner, if your family was from a sitcom gone rogue!

Dysfunction Junction

Drama Dark Comedy

Family: A handful of love mixed with a heaping dose of crazy.

Servitude Stink

Adventure Dark Comedy

When your job stinks, you just take a deep breath and dive in…literally!

Fred's Foul Adventure

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If stepping in it was an Olympic sport, I'd be a gold medalist!

Manure Mayhem

Adventure Dark Comedy

Well, Dad, I always wanted to be *trendy*, but I guess this is a little too *organic*!

Fashion Fallout

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always knew money could buy happiness—too bad it can't wash off the stench!

Bone of Contention

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew pretending to be a doctor would break more than just bones?

Musclebound Mayhem

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew protein shakes could come with a side of family drama?

Macabre Dreams

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew living out my wildest fantasies would involve dodging mobsters and therapy bills?

Little Dealings

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to the dark side of morality—just don’t forget your ethics on the way out!

Barnyard Shenanigans

Adventure Dark Comedy

Who knew farming would have so many 'moooo-ds' to juggle?

Hello, How's It Hanging?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand a better fruit!

Flashpoint Fantasies

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

If the news is fake, then so am I—let's make it a reality show!

Bound to Break

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I guess this is the only party where getting tied up is a good thing!

Myth Buster: Agency of the Forgotten

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When the myths are real and your paycheck's imaginary, welcome to the ultimate irony!

Jock's Obsession

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Turning my life into a rom-com was not on my reading list!

Glamour & Gas: Diaper Duty Disaster

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

Who knew love would come with so much… aroma?

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Bleached Bonds

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Life's too short—let’s lighten up, even if it’s just the hair!

Musclebound Madness

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Muscles may grow, but my therapist bills are hitched to my sanity!

Musclebound Mayhem

Adventure Dark Comedy

I guess becoming a 'heavyweight champ' was never on my dad bod bucket list!

Brawn & Bonds

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always knew I was a 'big' deal, but this is getting a little... out of hand!

Bulked Up: The Unintended Transformation

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew a little muscle would lead to this much trouble? Time to flex my way out of parenting!

The Gains That Binds

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If this is what it means to be ‘nutrient-rich,’ sign me up for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!

The Gains Conspiracy

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Get ready to lift the lid on family secrets—literally and figuratively!

Step-Up: A Tale of Twists

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew an awkward living arrangement could lead to such a twisty adventure? Hold on to your pizza, it's going to be a bumpy ride!

Musclebound Mystery

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I thought I was just bulking up... turns out I was bulking out of control!

Muscle Ascendancy

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If I get any bigger, I might just need to start charging for autographs!

Musclebound Destiny

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I wanted a six-pack, not a six-foot monster; boy, am I going to have a talk with my son!

Muscle Mayhem

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who needs a gym when you can just reshape the universe with a syringe?

Hangman: The Seven-Yearer

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew losing could be so much fun? Let’s hang out!

Project Panic: Code Chaos!

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If my project doesn’t crash, I might just lose my job… and sanity is overrated!

Bunyan's Redemption: The Kinky Quest

Action-Adventure Dark Comedy

You think your life’s complicated? Try being a lumberjack who’s into furries and kinky conventions.

Royal Reckoning

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If being evil is wrong, I don’t want to be right—unless there's a party!

Nemesis: Heir of Deceit

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why do good when you can do fabulously evil?

Holy Hell: Bound by Sin

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Guess it's a pray-and-slay situation—my bad!

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