Dark Comedy Mystery Text Games

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy & Mystery

I trade in hearts—but I promise, I’m not your type!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

If you can’t find your heart's owner, at least sell it for a good price!

Hello, Whose Ghost Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Guess what? Ghosts aren't the only ones haunting me – it's my credit card bill too!

Hello, Whose Ghost Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Why did the ghost cross the road? Because I told him he had a 'grave' problem!

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Mystery

In this lab, the only thing more unstable than the experiments is my sense of ethics!

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

I came for the science, but I stayed for the insanity. Grab your safety goggles!

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Welcome to my lab, where 'innovative' means 'uh-oh!'

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

If I had a heart, I’d give it to the highest bidder—oh wait, I did!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

I've seen a lot of heart in my day, but this is just jarred!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Mystery

My heart's in chaos, but at least my wit is intact!

Whose Head is This Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

They say heads will roll, but let’s hope it's not mine!

Whose Face Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

This face has seen better days… but so have my choices.

Whose Head is This Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

I told you to never lose your head over a case, but here we are.

Whose Head is This Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

They say the head knows all... too bad it forgot who it belongs to!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Who knew heart transactions could be this bloody hilarious?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Who needs a soul when you can just get someone else's heart?

Whose Hell Is This?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Welcome to the afterlife: where the water cooler’s even more toxic!

Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

I came for the punchlines, but I’m leaving with the punch logs!

Whose Ghost is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

When life gives you ghosts, just brew some coffee and call it a séance!

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

One small step for science, one giant leap into madness!

Whose Head Is This Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

I never thought I’d be playing head games, but here we are - let’s make this personal!

Whose Ghost Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Do I get ghosted, or just haunted by bad puns?

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

I thought I signed up for a nine-to-five, not a mad scientist’s ultimate horror show!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Mystery

‘Finding a heart is easy, but figuring out who deserves it? That’s just heart-wrenching!’

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

I'm here to steal hearts and solve crimes, but not in that order!

Whose Head Is This Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

I thought I was head over heels, but now I'm just head over trouble!

Whose Head Is This Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

If I could just remember where I put my common sense... oh wait, that's not my head!

Whose Head is This Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Just when you thought your day couldn't get any worse, try chatting up a headless ghost!

Mystery Minds: Heads Up!

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

If only I had a brain… oh wait, I lost my head!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

I’m not saying I’m heartless, but my collection might give a vampire envy.

Whose Head Is This, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Just when I thought I had bad hair days, I woke up with a bad celebrity head!

Whose Bin Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

One person's trash is another's treasure... or a criminal conspiracy!

Whose Shadow is That?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

If my shadow had a dollar for every bad decision, we'd both be rich—too bad it's broke!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Mystery

‘I've misplaced my heart—again! At this point, I should just stick it on a shelf next to my collection of awkward silence!’

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Gothic Mystery

I’m not saying I’m heartless, but at least I’m not stringing anybody along!

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Science is 1% inspiration and 99% trying to not blow up the city — let's make it a solid 100% chaos!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

I'm not saying my heart's in the right place, but at least it's on the right menu!

Whose Halo Is This?

Adventure Dark Comedy Mystery

Just when I thought I'd seen it all, this halo's got me spiraling faster than my last relationship!

Whose Head is This, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

I always wanted to be head of the class, just didn’t expect to be all heads!

Whose Head Is This, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy Mystery

If I had a head, I'd tell you to run. But you already did that, right?

Hello, Whose Squad?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Mystery

In a world where likes are life, I'm about to trend—or end!

Whose Head Is This, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

If my head weren't in the clouds, it wouldn't be missing!

Whose Head is This, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

When in doubt, just blame the body; after all, it's always the limbs that get you in trouble!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Just when I thought my career in heart repair was dead, someone’s going for a 'hearty' upgrade!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Who knew saving lives could be a real heartbreaker?

Whose Ghost Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Who knew dealing with dead folks would be this much fun—bring your own ghost-busting snacks!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Mystery

‘If a heart is heavy, does that make it more precious, or just too much cardio?’

Whose Face is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

If I had a dollar for every time I lost my face... I’d still be broke, but at least I’d look fabulous!

Labyrinth of Lies

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Welcome to my lab—where ethics are optional and chaos is mandatory!

Whose Head Is This, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Welcome to the future—where heads roll and giggles are mandatory!