Future Shock: Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Step into a world where prophecies are just as common as bad puns—but unlike your average prophecy, these twisty fates are dictated by a snarky audience of celestial beings. As a down-on-their-luck bard, you must navigate through a series of dramatic choices and hilarious scenarios that unfold based on the audience's whims. Will you fulfill a prophecy of glory, or write yourself into a fate of instant noodles and misfit potions? You decide how the tale unfolds, but beware—a wrong turn could leave you singing in a wizard's choir for eternity! Each decision impacts the next prophecy, creating a game that changes with every playthrough, often with ridiculous results.