Flat-Pack Diplomacy

Step into the shoes of a reluctant IKEA employee working a late-night shift at the iconic store. Chaos erupts as furniture assembly manuals mysteriously gain sentience and start a rebellion against customer dissatisfaction. Your mission is to navigate the absurdities of diplomatic negotiations with these animated, inanimate objects while juggling demands from disgruntled customers, overzealous store managers, and quirky staff. Unravel conspiracies hidden in the aisles, form alliances with disgruntled chairs, and make critical choices that will shape the future of the flat-pack world. Will you broker peace, or will the shelves run red with the spilled glue of uprising?