Flame Wars: The Boot to Vim Edition

In this simulation game, you play as a programmer trying to create an ISO that boots straight into Vim. Customize your Tiny Core build, build a statically linked Vim, and configure the bootloader to see if you can achieve ultimate Vim dominance over other editors. But beware, other programmers will try to stop you with their preferred editors and operating systems. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of editors?