Fate's Fumble

In a world where prophecies are as common as bad puns, you play as a hapless fortune teller who accidentally discovers a prophecy predicting the end of the world—your world. But there's a catch! The prophecy insists that the heroes destined to save—or doom—the realm are none other than an assorted group of bizarre and incompetent characters, each with their own particular quirks and flaws. As you interact with these characters through text-based choices, you must guide their misadventures, helping them solve absurd challenges while trying to set the course of destiny straight. Will you embrace the chaos and let fate take its course, or will you desperately attempt to correct the wild misalignment of the universe? The fun lies in your decisions, with surreal consequences to match each side-splitting choice!