In a world where fate is a corporate entity and time is measured in sales quotas, you play as an underachieving fate negotiator who has just received an urgent call from the Cosmic Office of Destiny. As you navigate the absurdities of fate contracts, rival negotiators, and sentient consequences, you'll interact with a whimsical cast of characters, including disillusioned deities and quirky mortals seeking to change their scripted destinies. Unravel mysteries, strike deals, and uncover the truth behind what happens when fate gets fed up with free will—all while keeping a sardonic sense of humor and dodging fate-related paperwork!