Factions Folly: Who's Squad Is It Anyway?

In a world torn apart by ridiculous rival factions, you are a lowly intern tasked with the unenviable job of mediating between the most absurd groups imaginable. From the Overzealous Tea Warriors to the Blatant Sandwich Syndicate, each faction has its own bizarre agenda. Your choices will determine which factions unite or fall apart in slapstick chaos. Navigate their outlandish demands, forge unlikely alliances, and try to survive the lunacy of an ever-shifting power dynamic. Will you rise to the highest rank of faction mediators, or be left in the dust of soggy treaties and half-eaten sandwiches?