Elysium: What The Hell's Goin' On?

Elysium: What The Hell's Goin' On?

I didn’t choose the afterlife; the afterlife chose me... and I'm late for lunch!

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In 'Elysium: What The Hell's Goin' On?', you play as a sarcastic guide who's been accidentally granted a clerical position in a cosmic bureaucracy at the pearly gates of an afterlife resembling more of a chaotic waiting room than a paradise. Navigate through hilarious paperwork, bizarre souls with unfinished business, and malfunctioning metaphysical devices as you decide who gets a pass to Elysium or is sent back to deal with their 'earthly issues' — all while trying to fix your own ludicrous situation that left you stuck in this cosmic limbo. The choices you make can lead to divine consequences, comically absurd outcomes, or even a chaotic rebellion amongst the souls themselves. With witty dialogue, plenty of peculiar encounters, and an infinite loop of paperwork, your humor and choices dictate the fate of this afterlife.