Dysfunctional Diplomacy

Dysfunctional Diplomacy

If these treaties don’t work, at least we’ll get a hell of a punchline!

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In a constant state of global tension, you play as a cynical diplomat who stumbles upon a secret agenda to unite the world – not through peace, but through a series of increasingly absurd and comedic diplomatic events. You'll have to navigate bizarre negotiations where factions involve everything from alien conspiracies to rogue AI poets. Each choice shapes the course of international relations, and the absurdity escalates with every failed treaty. With your snarky commentary and unconventional tactics, can you bring order to the chaos or will you stir the pot even further?