Doge Code: The Great Government Hack

In a world where transparency meets chaos, you are an enigmatic hacker with a knack for turning government secrets into public spectacles. Tasked with uncovering the depths of Elon Musk's hastily launched Doge.gov site, you must navigate through layers of digital deception, quirky code, and absurd bureaucratic traps. Manipulate the open database to expose the 'experts' behind the curtain while dodging government agents who are keen on maintaining their sense of absurd order in a broken system. Engage in dialogue with a rogue AI, decode cryptic messages, and rally underground activists to aid your cause, all while ensuring your own anonymity isn't compromised. Can you bring humor to a joke of a .gov site and score a viral moment or will you find yourself caught in a web of federal red tape?