Destiny's Debacle

In a world where prophecies are as common as bad puns, you play as a reluctant oracle with the unfortunate ability to accidentally misinterpret fateful messages. Cursed with a nuisance of fate, you must navigate a series of absurd quests driven by your hilarious misreadings of prophecies that often involve clashing factions, divine beings, and even a talking cat with an attitude. Each decision you make can alter the course of destiny itself—sometimes for the better, often for the ludicrous. Can you manage to turn misfortune into triumph without spiraling into chaos or causing your own hilariously dramatic demise?