Step into the shoes of a quirky data scientist who's obsessed with fine-tuning language models. When your experimental models start returning outrageous results, you realize something’s amiss. It's up to you to navigate the world of press releases, API tests, and LLM evaluations, digging through layers of code and deception to uncover the truth. Along the way, you will encounter colorful characters, absurd scenarios, and unexpected twists—all while making crucial decisions that affect the outcome of your fine-tuning verification mission. Your sanity and reputation depend on your ability to discern fact from fabricated statistics, while humorously riffing on the absurdities of data analysis.