Dagger of Destiny

In a bizarre realm teetering on the brink of chaos, you, a lowly bard named Dicky McWit, discover a legendary artifact rumored to hold the key to saving—or ruining—the kingdom. This isn't just any artifact; it's the infamous Dagger of Destiny, a weapon said to have a mind of its own. Navigate through absurd situations with dubious allies, make choices that blow the minds of skeptical villagers, and tackle fantastical foes with your unique blend of humor and cunning. Your decisions not only shape the fate of the realm but also determine how many puns you can fit into each encounter. Can you turn banter into battle and save the day? Or will you stab your own foot with your misplaced witticisms?