In 'Crisis in the Citation', players assume the role of a beleaguered academic, Dr. Benny Footnotes, who has just discovered that his groundbreaking paper on the history of humorous footnotes is about to be plagiarized by a famous scholar. As tensions rise in the academic world, you must navigate through absurd faculty politics, engage in hilariously inept academic debates, and collect comically exaggerated citations to save your paper. With branching paths and quirky characters, this text-based adventure challenges players to think critically (and humorously) about the ridiculousness of academia—while dodging surprise pop quizzes and rogue citation bots. Will you reclaim your research or end up in a bibliographical Bermuda Triangle?