Cosmic Custodians: Whose Cosmos Is It Anyway?

In this interactive text-based adventure, you play as a bumbling cosmic custodian tasked with maintaining the bizarre and chaotic universe you call home. As a low-ranking employee in the Cosmic Custodial Service, your job is to clean up the aftermath of intergalactic parties and address the mess caused by rogue time travelers and rebellious aliens. Navigate through absurd situations, engage in witty banter with eccentric cosmic beings, and make choices that can either elevate your career or plunge you deeper into cosmic chaos. Your decisions will ripple through the universe, leading to hilarious and unexpected consequences in a quest for cosmic stability.