In this satirical interstellar adventure, you play as a cosmic janitor who accidentally becomes the reluctant hero of a galactic identity crisis. The cosmos is out of whack, flipping timelines and realities every second. You must engage in absurd dialogues and make wild, charismatic choices to untangle a bureaucratic mess caused by vengeful aliens, tired gods, and petty time-traveling bureaucrats. Navigate through bizarre cosmic realms filled with quirky characters and dark humor while trying to reclaim your own sense of identity. Each choice reshapes the cosmos—all while wielding a mop that serves as a literal weapon against existential dread!