Step into the shoes of a bumbling cosmic lawyer tasked with defending the rights of planets in a universe where celestial entities dispute ownership of everything, from star systems to black holes. Engage in a dialogue-heavy experience where you navigate bizarre alien cultures and face off against absurd cosmic judges. Choose your words wisely as you decipher intergalactic laws and make strategic alliances to sway your case. The fate of entire worlds hangs in the balance, and only your wit can save them from the clutches of bureaucratic oblivion.