Cosmic Chronicles: Whose Cosmos Is It Anyway?

Dive into a ludicrously chaotic universe where you, an underachieving cosmic janitor, stumble into a cosmic power struggle between rival intergalactic factions, each claiming ownership of the universe. Armed with nothing but your wit and a malfunctioning space vacuum, navigate wildly unpredictable scenarios. Choose your allies, outsmart quirky aliens, and embark on a quest to figure out whose cosmos it truly is while cleaning up the mess left behind by the last interstellar party. The choices you make will determine the fate of the universe and possibly your eligibility for a promotion!