Cosmic Chronicles: Whose Cosmos Is It Anyway?

You are a hapless intergalactic paper pusher known as Zorblax, whose job at the Galactic Bureau of Invention is to review bizarre cosmic inventions from peculiar alien species. When a cosmic anomaly causes a hilarious time-space paradox, you must navigate through cross-dimensional humor, absurd scenarios, and cheeky characters to restore order before the universe explodes in a haze of awkwardness. Your choices influence which timelines you visit, which inventions you explore, and how you interact with zany alien inventors, all while fueling your witty inner monologue. With each decision, you unravel the grand mystery shrouded within the cosmos, leading to unpredictable endings in this comedically chaotic adventure.