Cosmic Chronicles: Whose Cosmos Is It Anyway?

In a universe where dimensions collide and realities warp, you play as Zarlax, a quirky, wise-cracking interdimensional historian. Tasked with cataloging the absurdities of collapsed timelines, you navigate bizarre alternate realities where gravity is optional, time flows backward, and sentient hats run for office. The decisions you make and the friends you forge ripple across the cosmos, impacting history in comically unexpected ways. Armed with a snappy comebacks and a device that maps alternate realities, can you restore balance to the universe or will you just make things weirder?