Step into the shoes of a rogue space historian in this interactive text-based adventure. After accidentally discovering an ancient artifact that grants its wielder the power to rewrite cosmic history, you become the target of bizarre intergalactic factions who want the artifact for themselves. As you navigate through precarious alliances, unpredictable time loops, and humorous misunderstandings, you must decide not only how to protect the artifact but also how to influence the very fabric of cosmic reality. Engage with a variety of intelligent alien species, bend the rules of time, and contemplate the absurdity of existence—all while trying to avoid turning the universe upside down (again). Will you become the savior or the scourge of the cosmos?