In a not-so-distant corporate future, you play as an apologies-toting HR manager at a mega-corporation where the lines between loyalty and absurdity blur. Your daily tasks involve navigating the labyrinthine bureaucracy, managing nihilistic employees, and outsmarting overly zealous executives. As the company faces an impending merger with a radical utopian tech firm, you must make critical decisions that affect your team's future and your own job security. Engage in wild, humorous, and morally questionable office pranks while resolving surreal dilemmas, and decide whether to champion loyalty to your company or sabotage it for entirely selfish reasons. Your choices will lead to diverse endings, from leading a corporate rebellion to becoming the successor to a wildly inappropriate CEO.