Step into the chaotic world of 'Corporate Calamity,' where you find yourself as a newly appointed VP of a nonsensical company on the brink of collapse. Tasked with managing a dysfunctional team, you must navigate absurd objectives, perverse incentives, and a budget that seems to fluctuate wildly based on sheer whim. Make choices that lead to hilariously disastrous outcomes or surprisingly productive twists. Will you rally your distracted team towards vague goals, or embrace the glorious chaos of incompetence for your own upward mobility? Your decisions will determine if you rise to corporate greatness or crash in flames!