Conundrum: Whodunit?

In a quirky town where everyone has a secret, you take on the role of a reluctant detective with a penchant for comedic sarcasm. A mysterious artifact, known as the 'Conundrum Cube,' has been stolen from the eccentric local museum, leading to a frenzy among the townsfolk who each have their own wild theories and hidden agendas. Your mission is to navigate through hilarious conversations, solve clever puzzles, and gather clues to unmask the culprit before they can sell the cube for unimaginable power. Choose your responses wisely, as your decisions will affect townspeople's trust and the unraveling of this bizarre mystery.