Compiler Crusader: The Latency Labyrinth

Step into the shoes of Algie, a quirky AI tasked with optimizing a series of absurdly complex compilers in a world where instruction scheduling is everything. Navigate through modules filled with hilariously monstrous bugs, and engage in witty banter with eccentric characters representing various opcodes and scheduling models. Each decision you make helps you reorder the chaotic rules of instruction scheduling to maximize performance and hilarity, while uncovering the quirky backstory behind each instruction. Will you optimize the Latency Labyrinth or succumb to a CPU meltdown?