CodeQuest: The Great NPM Garbage Patch

In a digital universe plagued by an ever-growing sea of redundant and outdated packages, you play as a rogue developer named Pip. Tasked with cleaning up the NPM Garbage Patch, you must navigate through layers of legacy code, confront malfunctioning dependencies, and outsmart glitchy AI bots defending their outdated turf. Use humor, wit, and a touch of sarcasm to solve puzzles, build clever scripts, and restore harmony to the codebase. Will you succeed in your mission, or become just another forgotten package lost in the depths of the digital ocean?