In a world where programming languages have gained sentience, you play as Felix, a disillusioned software engineer navigating the chaotic merger of tried-and-true languages with new, flashy frameworks. When the tech community's obsession with rewriting functional software reaches a breaking point, you must make critical choices about which languages to support, which projects to abandon, and how to save the spirit of practical problem-solving before the codebase implodes. Engage in humorous dialogue with personified languages, face moral dilemmas, and unveil the absurdity of chasing hype over necessity.