Step into the shoes of a beleaguered DevOps engineer tasked with investigating mysterious client timeouts plaguing your container builds on GitLab. Engage in witty banter with quirky coworkers, dodge office politics, and navigate the absurd world of tech support, all while trying to pinpoint the elusive issue that has everyone in a tizzy. Your choices shape the path of paranoia and hilarity as you balance fixing the CI pipeline, preserving your sanity, and possibly uncovering a conspiracy involving rogue chatbots. Will you keep your job, solve the crisis, and maybe even find love in the server room?