Cluster Crisis: The GPU Gauntlet
If I wanted a headache, I’d just call my mother-in-law!
Step into the shoes of a frantic Tech Procurement Officer in a cutting-edge startup during the rise of the NVIDIA H100 GPU. Your mission: to secure the perfect GPU cluster rental for your team before the year-end crunch. Navigate a comically exaggerated corporate landscape filled with eccentric providers, arcane SLA agreements, and outlandish negotiation tactics while avoiding comical pitfalls of modern tech procurement—like sneaky vendors who only accept payment in crypto kittens. Make choices that will affect your team's success and witness the chaos of the GPU frenzy unfold—all through witty dialogue and absurd scenarios. Will you end up with a dream GPU setup or an overpriced paperweight?
