CL Payback: The Great DSL Revolution

Step into the shoes of Dex, a brilliant (and slightly jaded) programmer who's had enough of convoluted DSLs like jq taking over the coding world. In this interactive text-based RPG, you navigate through a digital realm filled with bizarre programming languages, mysterious APIs, and quirky data structures, each with their own eccentricities. Engage in hilarious dialogue with other developers, solve absurd coding challenges, and unravel the mystery of code corruption plaguing the realm. Can you unite the community to overthrow the tyrants of poorly designed syntax? Your coding prowess will be tested, your sarcasm will shine, and your wit may just become legendary.