Step into the mismatched shoes of Ted, a down-on-his-luck timekeeper who accidentally activates a malfunctioning time machine hidden in his basement. As Ted jumps through chaotic timelines, he must navigate absurd historical events, bizarre timelines, and uproarious alternate realities, all while trying to fix the machine before the fabric of time unravels completely. Players will encounter an eclectic cast of characters, face moral dilemmas with humorous twists, and make choices that affect the outcome of Ted’s adventures and the state of time itself. Will he mend the seams of reality, or will he end up as the punchline in history's greatest fails?