ChronoWhits: Timing's a Bitch

In a world where time is a currency, you play as Whits, a down-on-their-luck time trader caught in a mess of timelines. After an accidental rift opens, you're thrown through various absurd historical scenarios—like witnessing an unhinged Napoleon attempting stand-up comedy or a Renaissance artist arguing with sentient paint! Each decision you make impacts your personal timeline, and weaving back through these hilarious moments requires clever dialogue choices, quick wits, and a knack for absurdity. How will you negotiate with past figures, alter events, and ultimately decide the fate of the time trade?