Chronothreads: Who's Time Is It Anyway?

In a futuristic world where time travel has become a sport, you play as a drunken, washed-up chrononaut who accidentally stumbles upon a tomfoolery of timelines—each more ridiculous than the last. Tasked with stitching up the chronothreads that have been tangled by frat-boy time travelers, you must navigate through intertwined histories filled with bizarre characters and absurd situations. Your choices will not only affect your fate but will also unravel past mistakes and upcoming catastrophes, all while throwing in a healthy dose of humor and satire. Can you fix the timelines before you find yourself in an awkward timeline where you’re a sock puppet on a game show?