Step into the shoes of Jesse, an unassuming barista who accidentally stumbles upon a time-traveling coffee machine that malfunctions spectacularly, sending you to chaotic moments in history (and some imaginary ones too). Your choices will lead to bizarre outcomes, from accidentally helping Beethoven write a symphony to thwarting a spaghetti monster uprising in the Renaissance. Can you navigate the tapestry of time without causing a complete paradox? Get ready for hysterical encounters, quirky historical figures, and decisions that might just create alternate timelines... or leave you in a jam!