In a quirky, alternate version of the 21st century, you are a time-traveling procrastinator who stumbles upon a malfunctioning chronorift device that opens up portals to various moments in history. Your mission? Fix the timeline while avoiding absurd historical blunders and the even more absurd characters who inhabit it. Each choice you make will ripple through the fabric of time, presenting you with a series of humorous challenges, high-stakes dilemmas, and the occasional philosophical debate with a time-traveling philosopher who only speaks in memes. You’ll engage in dialogues, make unexpected alliances, and uncover a plot that could unwittingly lead to the formation of an all-consuming time overlord—unless you can keep your ancient Roman toga under control and your wits about you!