Chronorift: Hello, Am I Right?

In 'Chronorift: Hello, Am I Right?', you play as a disgraced time-traveling journalist named Alex Kincaid. After a botched assignment leaves you stranded in a timeline full of absurd and hilarious historical figures, you must navigate through wacky encounters—from outsmarting a sarcastic Cleopatra to dodging the literal 'Butt of History' in a surreal comedic showdown with Napoleon. Your choices shape the narrative’s direction, leading to unpredictable outcomes and unique character interactions. Can you piece together the 'Chronorift' puzzle and report the truth without altering history for the worse?