Chronorift: Hello, Am I Right?

In a world where time travel is not only possible but a daily occurrence, players take on the role of an inconspicuous 'Time Mediator'. When a time glitch causes characters from different eras to collide in a hilariously chaotic mishmash of events, it’s up to you to navigate through unexpected alliances, bizarre historical conflicts, and temporal paradoxes to restore order. Make crucial choices that will determine not only the fate of the characters involved but also the timeline itself. Can you handle the mind-bending twists of fate, solve the ensuing mess, and cleverly jab at the absurdity of time travel?