Chronorift: Hello, Am I Right?

In a universe where time isn't linear but rather a chaotic web of possibilities, you play as a time-hopping journalist named Alex who discovers a device that allows you to hop between crucial moments in history—or maybe just a few embarrassing personal milestones. Your choices will affect not only the timeline but also the narratives you uncover, confronting you with strange characters like a comically self-conscious Abraham Lincoln, a futuristic barista serving coffee brewed in different timelines, and your own past selves. Can you unravel the mystery of the 'Chronorift' while navigating the absurdities of time and your own awkward memories? Be careful; each decision sends ripples through time, leading to unpredictable—often hilarious—consequences!