Step into the shoes of Max Flux, an overconfident yet endearing time-traveling salesman in a universe where history is not written by the victors—but by the best marketers. You’re tasked with crafting historical narratives to sell outrageous products throughout different eras, from ancient Rome to a dystopian future. But beware! The Chronorift Continuum is unstable, and your choices may lead to hilarious anachronisms and unintended consequences. Navigate quirky characters, manipulate timelines, and solve absurd puzzles while trying not to paradoxically sell ice to an Inuit. With each time jump, new challenges emerge and the very fabric of reality might get stretched—along with your sanity!