Chronorift: Hello, Am I Right?

In a world where time travel is a reality but highly regulated, you play as a rogue time-hacker named Zane, who stumbles upon a glitch in the chronorift system that allows you to manipulate events across different time periods. You must navigate through a series of comedic yet dramatic scenarios in historical contexts, where your choices can alter the fate of entire civilizations. From convincing Cleopatra to try tacos to preventing an accidental dinosaur barbecue, each decision leads to a humorous consequence in both the past and future, resulting in a wild chain reaction. Can you fix the timeline before it collapses in on itself, all while delivering witticisms and juggling paradoxes?