Chronorift: Hello, Am I Right?

In a bustling city caught in a temporal paradox, you play as a sarcastic barista who discovers a malfunctioning time machine hidden in the backroom of the café. Each decision you make during your shifts sends ripples through history, causing absurd events and comedic chaos in both the past and present. Engage with quirky historical figures, solve laugh-out-loud puzzles that distort reality, and navigate bizarre timelines to either restore order or embrace the madness. Can you use your wit to escape the ‘Café of the Infinite Loop’ and become a legendary time-traveling barista?