In a world where time travel is not just possible but wildly mismanaged, you play as Riff, a sarcastic chrononaut who stumbles upon a malfunctioning time machine that fractures reality into various humorous timelines. As you navigate through these absurd alternate histories—like a Victorian-era carnival run by sentient teacups or a dystopian future where cats are the ruling class—you must gather ridiculous artifacts, solve quirky dilemmas, and face time-space anomalies. Your choices determine the fate of all possible timelines, leading to hilariously unpredictable outcomes. Can you restore the flow of time before everything turns to chaos (and lose that impressive mustache)?