ChronoQuest: Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this zany interactive text-based game, you play as a down-on-their-luck time traveling historian. Your mission: to navigate through various timelines and famous historical events to collect absurd greetings that have been altered throughout history. From the medieval 'Huzzah!' to a futuristic 'Greetings, Earthling!', your challenge is to restore these greetings while dealing with hilariously dysfunctional historical figures, eccentric time paradoxes, and the occasional bumbling time cop trying to apprehend you for temporal crimes. Will you gather enough greetings to save history, or will you end up lost in the timeline forever, trapped in an endless loop of awkward hellos?