In this comedic time-traveling adventure, players assume the role of a hapless assistant who is inadvertently recruited by a wacky historian claiming to be the Time Keeper of Earth. Armed with a quirky time-travel device resembling an old VHS player, you must navigate a convoluted storyline filled with historical mishaps, alternate realities, and a cast of eccentric characters, all while trying to decipher who has the rightful claim to various greeting traditions throughout time. Juggling timelines, players can experience hilarious scenarios, such as teaching cavemen how to say 'hello' or convincing Victorian ladies to modernize their greetings. Every choice dramatically alters history, and you must strategize to keep the fabric of time from unraveling.