In this whimsical text-based adventure, you play as a time-traveling historian tasked with collecting the most ridiculous greetings throughout history. Your journey takes you from caveman encounters to futuristic space stations, where you’ll learn the most absurd ways people say ‘hello’—and sometimes, you’ll have to participate in hilariously awkward situations to earn these greetings. But beware! The Temporal Bureau is hot on your tail, and mishaps could change the course of history. Make choices that influence both your comedic adventures and the timeline itself. Can you find the ultimate greeting without rewriting the past?