Step into the shoes of an Unlicensed Time Traveler, navigating through a kaleidoscope of historical events gone wildly wrong due to your meddling. With a sassy AI assistant guiding you, embark on a journey through time, manipulating famous moments in history for hilariously absurd outcomes. Engage with iconic figures from the past, make life-altering decisions on their behalf, and witness the chaos that unfolds when you inadvertently rewrite history. Can you keep the timeline from imploding while attempting to secure the ultimate adventure for yourself?