In this hilariously unpredictable text-based adventure, you play as a time-traveling custodian known as 'Timothy Tinker', who accidentally stumbles upon a malfunctioning time machine in the basement of a library. With each unwitting press of the buttons, you warp through various absurd timelines, meeting eccentric historical figures, bizarre alternate realities, and even fictional characters in the most ludicrous situations. Your objective is to restore the timeline while making laugh-out-loud choices that influence who becomes the 'hero' of your misadventures. With each decision you make, you'll shift the spotlight from one character to another, riffing off their personalities and quirks in a comedic narrative that feels like a mashup of multiple genres.