ChronoQuest: Who's Hello Is It Anyway?

Step into the shoes of Jax, a snarky time-hopping delivery courier who accidentally stumbles upon a cosmic riddle: the multiverse is collapsing and only by tracing the bizarre origins of greetings throughout time can Jax restore order! Navigate various historical eras where greetings get increasingly absurd—from the formal 'Huzzah!' in medieval courts to the overly complicated greetings of future AI beings. Engage with eccentric characters, solve outlandish puzzles, and forge unexpected alliances, all while dodging time paradoxes and existential crises. Your choices will ripple across time, affecting future interactions and the ultimate fate of the universe’s best 'Hello'.