Step into the shoes of a quirky time-traveler named Pax, who navigates a kaleidoscopic realm where time is a jumbled mess and historical figures pop in and out at the most inconvenient moments. Your task? To track down the elusive 'Hello' artifact, a mysterious object that grants you the power to alter famous events in history – but at a price. In this wacky text-based adventure, every decision you make weaves a new thread in the fabric of time, leading to outrageous scenarios and unexpected encounters. Will you help Cleopatra build a pyramid in a pizza parlor? Can you convince Einstein to switch places with a comedian? How absurd can history get? Unravel the mystery, meet bizarre characters, and face mind-bending challenges that change with each playthrough!